This isn’t your average cotton tee... this fabric was spiritually hand-harvested from baby alpacas raised on mountain air and Miles Davis vinyls. Each Comfort Colors thread has been gently serenaded during the spin cycle and blessed by three over-caffeinated artisans who cried real tears when they realized how soft it turned out.

It’s 100% cotton - because polyester is for people who hate themselves.. and this particular colorway will never exist again. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. Your skin will thank you. Your other shirts will feel cheap and embarrassed. Honestly, wearing it might awaken something in you.