These are premium die-cut specimens, precision-trimmed to surgical tolerances and sized at a very intentional 3” or 4” diameter, because bigger would be obnoxious and smaller would be cowardly.

Printed on the highest quality vinyl with an adhesive that commits. Slap one on your water bottle, cooler, helmet, laptop, phone, truck, toolbox, locker, Pelican case, or that one surface you keep saying you’ll clean later. It’ll stay put through heat, cold, rain, sun, bad decisions, and most reasonable life choices.

They’re weather-resistant, fade-resistant, and emotionally supportive. They do not peel at the corners after a week like those sad stickers you pretend not to notice. These hold on out of spite.

Each sticker is die cut clean enough to make a machinist nod approvingly. No fuzzy edges. No cheap gloss. Just a solid, confident piece of vinyl that quietly tells people you have taste and probably opinions.

Put it somewhere permanent. Or don’t. Either way, it’ll outlast whatever you stick it to.